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OMG Shocked Shocked Shocked brian, thats a broad question there Exclamation some of the crazy folks on the site might forget themselves and say something not so nice Exclamation you know, i got this fire thing when it comes to hagstroms but that's not too bad. i got this problem with sex---i want to......well it involves an alligator and all the gator wants to do is run away. now all i want is a bit of gator but i've told its illegal in most states. hmm. don't want to marry one--you can't take em anywhere and then there is the problem of how to raise the kids. you shouldn't ask me such tough questions---too much thought involved Exclamation peace

Cool dude i peed in the bayou too--on a regular basis Exclamation

SurfBandBill
I have secret aspirations of writing one great novel and living off of the royalties for the rest of my life.

You'll be our next Harper Lee. Instead of a novel you could always end up writing a novella instead. Old Man and the Sea and Of Mice and Men didn't do too bad did they?

I have a secret desire to learn banjo and violin, maybe some mandolin as well.

Matt

Fast Cars & Loud Guitars!

Surfabilly
I have a secret desire to learn banjo and violin, maybe some mandolin as well.

Matt

I confess: I learned a little mandolin, and I also learned a little Jew's harp (juice harp?)...boing, boing,bw bw bwa boing...

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bigtikidude
first I am a speed demon , love to drive fast, when safe of course.
wish I lived in Montana or Germany to fly like the wind. on the Autobahn, or whatever its called in Montana.

dude:

i think they call that highway the "Montanabahn"...

...and I think there's one of those endless straight desert highways in Arizona...the natives call it "Mile 107"...sounds like a cool surf title...

dp

dude:

i think they call that highway the "Montanabahn"...

Oh yeah. My wife was driving us across that Montanabahn one summers July day. She was going at about the speed of a Jazzmaster in Danny Sniders hands, when I woke up I ask. Hey what is all thet white stuff? Well it turned out to be ice. It seems she was moving so fast that she overran a hail storm, and was afraid to put on the brakes to slow down so she was just sort of coasting along. Shocked Shocked
Very scary, but it slowed her down for a few minutes. ROTFL just a few. ROTFL

Joel

tenderfoot
I believe bigfoot exists!!!

I am a carbon bigfoot. I am trying to keep it down, but I just love my carbon. Sorry for heating up the Earth, guys.

SSIV

i've been listening to 'hysteria' by def leppard non stop in my car Embarassed

www.surfintheeye.com

I have WAY too much musical stuff, I need to sell something.....a whole lot of somethings......ed

Traditional........speak softly and play through a big blonde amp. Did I mention that I still like big blonde amps?

SurfBandBill
Hi, I'm Bill and I'm an alcoholic.

Bill addmiting it is the 1st step
I'd be an alcoholic if I had more money to drink more often.

~B~
PS - oh, and I peed in the pool. YAY!

Damn you, so your the one,
Being a pool guy , your the one we hate,
very hard to keep the chem levels right, when your changing the
Chlorine chemical structure by adding your amonia to it.
Rolling Eyes

Jeff(bigtikidude)

Jeff(bigtikidude)

I listen to a lot of rap/hip-hop.

I sang "Mexican Radio" at our show Saturday night.

I have a third nipple...

OverheadTed_
I have a third nipple...

aka: "Witch's Teat"

...I don't really look like my avatar...

I am super sweet
www.myspace.com/thetremblors

Well, the first thing I noticed about my wife were her feet. I've had a
foot fetish all my life--and my wife just LOVES the foot massages and
pedicures I give her. Embarassed

But hey, MOST guys like feet, although most won't admit it (at least
not here in the States, where "T&A" is the societal "norm").

Man, I thought this was a surf guitar forum, not a fetish forum! Laughing

Vincent

Is this something you can share with the rest of us, Amazing Larry?!?

surfdaddy
i got this problem with sex---i want to......well it involves an alligator and all the gator wants to do is run away.

That is weird. You're not arroused unless the gator runs away? Forget it, man! You're never gonna get that. I can tell you that with a gator it's always me that ends up running. Shocked

Wink

mournblade
Man, I thought this was a surf guitar forum, not a fetish forum!

Vincent, the Fetish section is called Gear. This is the Gear Anonymous Meeting here.

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ROTFL tuck my friend--the gator runs after my drawers drop----wouldn't most things run from gator-doer?? pop a bit of gator and i guarantee you;ll feel better!! Wink

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