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Noel Joined: Mar 15, 2011 Posts: 8528 Back in Piitsburgh, Pennsylvania, where I grew up.	Posted on Jan 26 2014 11:57 AM ElBirkerio wrote: Gravy on schnitzel, pantless schnitzel cooks, hammering the schnitzel, tofu ... I am shocked and speechless - my agony is beyond description ... Jaeger schnitzel always has gravy. It's my favorite schnitzel and I always eat it every year just before Christmas, with red cabbage and latkes. — This is Noel. Reverb's at maximum an' I'm givin' 'er all she's got. Top
ElBirkerio Joined: Dec 17, 2012 Posts: 519 Vienna	Posted on Jan 26 2014 12:10 PM Das Jägerschnitzel I consider an atrocity as well! Yours Der Wolfgang — http://www.surfgrammeln-san.org https://www.facebook.com/BaluUndSurfgrammeln http://greencookierecords.bandcamp.com/album/coming-out-soon-los-chicharrones-del-surf-10 Top
Noel Joined: Mar 15, 2011 Posts: 8528 Back in Piitsburgh, Pennsylvania, where I grew up.	Posted on Jan 26 2014 12:20 PM ElBirkerio wrote: Das Jägerschnitzel I consider an atrocity as well! Yours Der Wolfgang — This is Noel. Reverb's at maximum an' I'm givin' 'er all she's got. Top
surferjoemusic Joined: Jan 01, 2008 Posts: 2107 Livorno	Posted on Jan 26 2014 03:08 PM ElBirkerio wrote: Gravy on schnitzel, pantless schnitzel cooks, hammering the schnitzel, tofu ... I am shocked and speechless - my agony is beyond description ... for the gravy i understand and I agree, but hammering the meat to tenderize it is normal... in ANY schnitzel preparation recipe i find hammering the meat. — Lorenzo "Surfer Joe" Valdambrini (www.surfmusic.net) Top
ElBirkerio Joined: Dec 17, 2012 Posts: 519 Vienna	Posted on Jan 26 2014 03:33 PM dear lorenzo! "but hammering the meat to tenderize it is normal... in ANY schnitzel preparation recipe i find hammering the meat." only for pork, which is the more firm and sturdy meat. the only real schnitzel is made from veal, and this meat falls apart just like poultry does - a very funny 20 year old video from austrian tv starring a good friend of mine, chef tom strini, shows this for a cordon bleu made from turkey - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-VD6LYvdIg ... yours wolfi — http://www.surfgrammeln-san.org https://www.facebook.com/BaluUndSurfgrammeln http://greencookierecords.bandcamp.com/album/coming-out-soon-los-chicharrones-del-surf-10 Top
HallmarkSweptWinger Joined: Jul 27, 2006 Posts: 1284 Berlinesia, Germanifornia	Posted on Jan 26 2014 03:52 PM surferjoemusic wrote: ElBirkerio wrote: Gravy on schnitzel, pantless schnitzel cooks, hammering the schnitzel, tofu ... I am shocked and speechless - my agony is beyond description ... for the gravy i understand and I agree, but hammering the meat to tenderize it is normal... in ANY schnitzel preparation recipe i find hammering the meat. Lorenzo, THIS video is good! In this thread we do not speak of exactly Wiener Schnitzel. We created a new Schnitzel. This is the Surf guitar Schnitzel! The beating sounds in the professional cooking video are okay but with a Fender Jazzmaster this definitely sounds better. The sounds are a bit similar indeed… So the fact is for a Surf guitar Schnitzel you need a surf guitar! …I am also interested in this Mexican style Schnitzel on the first site of this thread! What is this red colored area in the Schnitzel please? Chili???? …I am also a fan of Jägerschnitzel. But the Jägerschnitzel is different. Yes, with gravy, also very good! And with Spätzle or Pommes Frites! And a bit of mixed salad. But not too much salad, this too healthy… I know this from the south of Germany. — Twang cheers! Ralf Kilauea www.kilaueas.de https://kilaueas.bandcamp.com/album/touch-my-alien Top
Noel Joined: Mar 15, 2011 Posts: 8528 Back in Piitsburgh, Pennsylvania, where I grew up.	Posted on Jan 26 2014 05:09 PM I'm getting SO VERY HUNGRY! — This is Noel. Reverb's at maximum an' I'm givin' 'er all she's got. Top
ElBirkerio Joined: Dec 17, 2012 Posts: 519 Vienna	Posted on Feb 12 2014 04:08 PM ... i hve recently acquired a release from a local label - the asutrian version of "desperate rock'n roll" ... it is called "Schnitzelbeat"! Schnitzelbeat yours wolfi — http://www.surfgrammeln-san.org https://www.facebook.com/BaluUndSurfgrammeln http://greencookierecords.bandcamp.com/album/coming-out-soon-los-chicharrones-del-surf-10 Top
HallmarkSweptWinger Joined: Jul 27, 2006 Posts: 1284 Berlinesia, Germanifornia	Posted on Sep 20 2015 12:36 PM Today was a day. Is a day. Today was a Schnitzel day. I still have the smell of Schnitzel in the flat here. Today is a good day. Lorenzo was here. Today was a good day. We made another Schnitzel party on this wonderful day. Aaaaaaaaaaand: Be prepared for a new video. Do not miss to take a look here at SG101 every day for our new Schnitzel science instruction video. — Twang cheers! Ralf Kilauea www.kilaueas.de https://kilaueas.bandcamp.com/album/touch-my-alien Top
ElBirkerio Joined: Dec 17, 2012 Posts: 519 Vienna	Posted on Sep 20 2015 01:08 PM yesterday was a day, too. it was a rather humble day. it was the "I recover from the side-effects of the Schnitzelbeat Vol. 2 release party" day ... still, i am awaiting your schnitzelvideo for review purposes, and i will find a strict but fair verdict! yours wolfi — http://www.surfgrammeln-san.org https://www.facebook.com/BaluUndSurfgrammeln http://greencookierecords.bandcamp.com/album/coming-out-soon-los-chicharrones-del-surf-10 Top
josheboy Joined: Mar 13, 2009 Posts: 2367 Twin Cities, MN	Posted on Sep 20 2015 07:56 PM HallmarkSweptWinger wrote: Do not miss to take a look here at SG101 every day for our new Schnitzel science instruction video. You are truly Men of Science! True innovation in the fields of schnitzel and surf guitar. I see a Nobel prize in your future... Top
JObeast Joined: Jul 24, 2012 Posts: 2762 Finknabad, Squinkistan	Posted on Sep 20 2015 10:39 PM Take me to Asutria right away! I want a tasty slice of that authentic Asutrian Schnitzel. I think Asutria is in the neighborhood of Deschutesland and Grand Fenwick, but my Central Europåische geography is not strong. Meanwhile (and a very mean while it will be) I will have to take a trip to Dese Plaines, beyond Chi-tonw. ElBirkerio wrote: ... i hve recently acquired a release from a local label - the asutrian version of "desperate rock'n roll" ... it is called "Schnitzelbeat"! Schnitzelbeat yours wolfi — Squink Out! Top
ElBirkerio Joined: Dec 17, 2012 Posts: 519 Vienna	Posted on Sep 21 2015 05:05 AM ... it is the small country below Gremmieny !!! yours wolfi — http://www.surfgrammeln-san.org https://www.facebook.com/BaluUndSurfgrammeln http://greencookierecords.bandcamp.com/album/coming-out-soon-los-chicharrones-del-surf-10 Top
bigtikidude Joined: Feb 27, 2006 Posts: 25716 Anaheim(So.Cal.)U.S.A.	Posted on Sep 21 2015 11:52 PM Yes! Can't wait for the new video Ralf! — Jeff(bigtikidude) Top
surferjoemusic Joined: Jan 01, 2008 Posts: 2107 Livorno	Posted on Sep 22 2015 05:24 AM We are getting PRO. Clearly I will have a schnitzel party with Wolfi in Vienna on early December. I am already excited. Wolfi will beat the meat with Reverb Tanks and Reverb Pedals. — Lorenzo "Surfer Joe" Valdambrini (www.surfmusic.net) Top
Surf_Skater Joined: Sep 06, 2012 Posts: 1300 Lawrenceville , GA	Posted on Sep 22 2015 08:26 AM Obviously, the short scale of the Mustang does not give you the leverage you need to tenderize the schnitzel. I'm also curious to know whether lacquer or nitro finish is the best non stick surface for a spatula. Also, which guitar cleaning cloths are best for cleaning up eggs. This is what is great about science. So much to learn! Top
surferjoemusic Joined: Jan 01, 2008 Posts: 2107 Livorno	Posted on Sep 22 2015 08:30 AM Surf_Skater wrote: Obviously, the short scale of the Mustang does not give you the leverage you need to tenderize the schnitzel. I'm also curious to know whether lacquer or nitro finish is the best non stick surface for a spatula. Also, which guitar cleaning cloths are best for cleaning up eggs. This is what is great about science. So much to learn! These are indeed good questions. Out team of experts will analyse and provide answers. — Lorenzo "Surfer Joe" Valdambrini (www.surfmusic.net) Top
Surf_Skater Joined: Sep 06, 2012 Posts: 1300 Lawrenceville , GA	Posted on Sep 22 2015 09:29 AM I also noticed that Ralf has on a special suit while cooking. Is this to prevent contamination of the schnitzel? Top
crumble Joined: Sep 09, 2008 Posts: 3158 Guildford England	Posted on Sep 22 2015 09:40 AM A small team of British scientific boffins have been intercepting your schnitzel communications for some time. We have detected a weakness when flipping the schnitzel in the pan. May we suggest completely removing the Jazzmaster tremolo unit and using it as a utensil instead of using the whole guitar. We appreciate this might not be traditional method. Top
josheboy Joined: Mar 13, 2009 Posts: 2367 Twin Cities, MN	Posted on Sep 22 2015 09:44 AM I think the aerodynamics of the Yamaha body, the leverage gained by using the samurai headstock, and innovative Japanese technology in general has made it the front runner in surf schnitzel preparation. But this site is not just about gear. We must also take note of the technique! Like tone, true surf schnitzel preparation is in the fingers! I think this is why the strap method went so horribly wrong. Using a gear shortcut instead of using proper wrist, arm, and finger mechanics. I applaud you men of science! Without you, surf guitar schnitzel would just be schnitzel, which is ok but not great. YOU ARE MAKING GREATNESS!!! Cheers! Top

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