surferjoemusic
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Livorno
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Posted on Jan 10 2014 02:55 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, we kindly present the MASTER CHEF KILAUES cuisine program. In today's episode Ralf Kilauea shows how to prepare the best Surfin' Schnitzel using Fender Jaguar and Jazzmaster guitars.
Please try this at home and enjoy dinner with the whole family.
— Lorenzo "Surfer Joe" Valdambrini
(www.surfmusic.net)
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Noel
Joined: Mar 15, 2011
Posts: 8528
Back in Piitsburgh, Pennsylvania, where I grew up.
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Posted on Jan 10 2014 03:01 PM
I'm beyond speechless. I'm laughing in horror. ... ... I hope no guitars were harmed in the making of this video. The veal? It better be perfect! And, Ralf, what's your recipe for Jaeger Schnitzel?
Is this what's meant by "beater guitar"?
— This is Noel. Reverb's at maximum an' I'm givin' 'er all she's got.
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bigtikidude
Joined: Feb 27, 2006
Posts: 25716
Anaheim(So.Cal.)U.S.A.
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Posted on Jan 10 2014 03:31 PM
Holy Schnitzel batman!!!
— Jeff(bigtikidude)
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Jaque_Kilauea
Joined: Oct 05, 2011
Posts: 110
Eastern Berlifornia
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Posted on Jan 10 2014 04:34 PM
This is the most insane and insulting thing i have ever seen in my whole life! This is disgusting and clearly offending other people! Not funny.
It is friday therefore fish belongs on the table.
And Ralf,please can you show us next time how you stuff the turkey with your jazzmaster?
Last edited: Jan 10, 2014 16:35:43
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bigtikidude
Joined: Feb 27, 2006
Posts: 25716
Anaheim(So.Cal.)U.S.A.
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Posted on Jan 10 2014 04:45 PM
Oooooohh
Now that sounds kinky!
I already have plans to make a video
Of my bass n pounding some meat.
Stay tuned.....
— Jeff(bigtikidude)
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FritzCat
Joined: Sep 11, 2007
Posts: 685
Sonoma, CA
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Posted on Jan 10 2014 05:29 PM
Tremolo Beer Gut sure makes for some great background music!
Last edited: Jan 11, 2014 10:29:32
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surferjoemusic
Joined: Jan 01, 2008
Posts: 2107
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Posted on Jan 10 2014 05:31 PM
FritzCat wrote:
Tremelo Beer Gut sure makes for some great background music!
gooooood!!! you listened to the music. you won a SCHNITZEL!!!
we can ship UPS tomorrow morning. send us your address.
— Lorenzo "Surfer Joe" Valdambrini
(www.surfmusic.net)
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Surf_Skater
Joined: Sep 06, 2012
Posts: 1300
Lawrenceville , GA
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Posted on Jan 11 2014 07:25 AM
Does scale length affect tenderizing the meat?
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Jaque_Kilauea
Joined: Oct 05, 2011
Posts: 110
Eastern Berlifornia
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Posted on Jan 11 2014 07:45 AM

Well as you can see it does matter.
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caddady
Joined: Feb 14, 2010
Posts: 802
N.E. Ohio
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Posted on Jan 11 2014 09:52 AM
Is there a video on how to burn schnapps using a fender twin amp?
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morphball
Joined: Dec 23, 2008
Posts: 3324
Pittsboro, NC
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Posted on Jan 11 2014 12:24 PM
Hahaha... you guys are nuts! Love this!
— Mike
http://www.youtube.com/morphballio
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surferjoemusic
Joined: Jan 01, 2008
Posts: 2107
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Posted on Jan 11 2014 01:26 PM
Jaque_Kilauea wrote:

Well as you can see it does matter.
hahahahahhahahahahaahahah... hahahahahahahahahahahaa :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:DD:D:D:DD:D:D
— Lorenzo "Surfer Joe" Valdambrini
(www.surfmusic.net)
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ElBirkerio
Joined: Dec 17, 2012
Posts: 519
Vienna
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Posted on Jan 25 2014 02:11 PM
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Emilien03
Joined: Jul 16, 2008
Posts: 1377
Coyoacán, Distrito Federal
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Posted on Jan 25 2014 06:46 PM
Made in Mexico!


— When you have to shoot ... shoot! Don't talk.
"Los Grainders" > https://losgrainders.bandcamp.com
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bigtikidude
Joined: Feb 27, 2006
Posts: 25716
Anaheim(So.Cal.)U.S.A.
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Posted on Jan 25 2014 07:22 PM
Hot sauce on Schnitzel?
— Jeff(bigtikidude)
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arny
Joined: Aug 22, 2010
Posts: 614
Netherlands, Europe
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Posted on Jan 26 2014 05:46 AM
What's next? Dropping a spring tank or a Twin Reverb on a schnitzel?
It's time for a vegan counter movement! How to prepare a tofu burger with a Gretsch!
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bigtikidude
Joined: Feb 27, 2006
Posts: 25716
Anaheim(So.Cal.)U.S.A.
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Posted on Jan 26 2014 08:14 AM
Tofu?
All you need is a reverb pedal for that.
Save the tanks n guitars for real meat schnitzel.
— Jeff(bigtikidude)
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surferjoemusic
Joined: Jan 01, 2008
Posts: 2107
Livorno
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Posted on Jan 26 2014 08:15 AM
arny wrote:
What's next? Dropping a spring tank or a Twin Reverb on a schnitzel?
It's time for a vegan counter movement! How to prepare a tofu burger with a Gretsch!
Oh no, this thread is only for Schnitzel friends. We will open a new thread for veggie and vegan surf-meals 
Jeff BTD, the BBQ at your place next summer should have to include Schnitzels. Would you allow RALF and me to arrange the Schnitz-party?
— Lorenzo "Surfer Joe" Valdambrini
(www.surfmusic.net)
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bigtikidude
Joined: Feb 27, 2006
Posts: 25716
Anaheim(So.Cal.)U.S.A.
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Posted on Jan 26 2014 08:41 AM
surferjoemusic wrote:
arny wrote:
What's next? Dropping a spring tank or a Twin Reverb on a schnitzel?
It's time for a vegan counter movement! How to prepare a tofu burger with a Gretsch!
Oh no, this thread is only for Schnitzel friends. We will open a new thread for veggie and vegan surf-meals 
Thank you!!!
Jeff BTD, the BBQ at your place next summer should have to include Schnitzels. Would you allow RALF and me to arrange the Schnitz-party?
Of course, but you 2 have to promise to keep your pants on.
— Jeff(bigtikidude)
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ElBirkerio
Joined: Dec 17, 2012
Posts: 519
Vienna
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Posted on Jan 26 2014 11:53 AM
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