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Ladies and gentlemen, we kindly present the MASTER CHEF KILAUES cuisine program. In today's episode Ralf Kilauea shows how to prepare the best Surfin' Schnitzel using Fender Jaguar and Jazzmaster guitars.

Please try this at home and enjoy dinner with the whole family.

Lorenzo "Surfer Joe" Valdambrini
(www.surfmusic.net)

I'm beyond speechless. I'm laughing in horror. ... ... I hope no guitars were harmed in the making of this video. The veal? It better be perfect! And, Ralf, what's your recipe for Jaeger Schnitzel?

Is this what's meant by "beater guitar"?

This is Noel. Reverb's at maximum an' I'm givin' 'er all she's got.

Last edited: Jan 10, 2014 15:06:00

Holy Schnitzel batman!!!

Jeff(bigtikidude)

This is the most insane and insulting thing i have ever seen in my whole life! This is disgusting and clearly offending other people! Not funny.

It is friday therefore fish belongs on the table.

And Ralf,please can you show us next time how you stuff the turkey with your jazzmaster?

Last edited: Jan 10, 2014 16:35:43

Oooooohh
Now that sounds kinky!

I already have plans to make a video
Of my bass n pounding some meat.
Stay tuned.....

Jeff(bigtikidude)

Tremolo Beer Gut sure makes for some great background music!

Last edited: Jan 11, 2014 10:29:32

FritzCat wrote:

Tremelo Beer Gut sure makes for some great background music!

gooooood!!! you listened to the music. you won a SCHNITZEL!!!
we can ship UPS tomorrow morning. send us your address.

Lorenzo "Surfer Joe" Valdambrini
(www.surfmusic.net)

Does scale length affect tenderizing the meat?

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Well as you can see it does matter.

Is there a video on how to burn schnapps using a fender twin amp?

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Hahaha... you guys are nuts! Love this!

Mike
http://www.youtube.com/morphballio

Jaque_Kilauea wrote:

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Well as you can see it does matter.

hahahahahhahahahahaahahah... hahahahahahahahahahahaa :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:DD:D:D:DD:D:D

Lorenzo "Surfer Joe" Valdambrini
(www.surfmusic.net)

hello!
... we made a small instructional video on how tenderize a schnitzel properly!

Schnitzel Pt. II

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Last edited: Jan 25, 2014 14:14:55

Made in Mexico!

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When you have to shoot ... shoot! Don't talk.

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"Planeta Reverb" > www.instagram.com/planetareverb

Hot sauce on Schnitzel?

Jeff(bigtikidude)

What's next? Dropping a spring tank or a Twin Reverb on a schnitzel?

It's time for a vegan counter movement! How to prepare a tofu burger with a Gretsch!

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Tofu?
All you need is a reverb pedal for that.
Save the tanks n guitars for real meat schnitzel.

Jeff(bigtikidude)

arny wrote:

What's next? Dropping a spring tank or a Twin Reverb on a schnitzel?

It's time for a vegan counter movement! How to prepare a tofu burger with a Gretsch!

Oh no, this thread is only for Schnitzel friends. We will open a new thread for veggie and vegan surf-meals Smile

Jeff BTD, the BBQ at your place next summer should have to include Schnitzels. Would you allow RALF and me to arrange the Schnitz-party?

Lorenzo "Surfer Joe" Valdambrini
(www.surfmusic.net)

surferjoemusic wrote:

arny wrote:

What's next? Dropping a spring tank or a Twin Reverb on a schnitzel?

It's time for a vegan counter movement! How to prepare a tofu burger with a Gretsch!

Oh no, this thread is only for Schnitzel friends. We will open a new thread for veggie and vegan surf-meals Smile

Thank you!!!

Jeff BTD, the BBQ at your place next summer should have to include Schnitzels. Would you allow RALF and me to arrange the Schnitz-party?

Of course, but you 2 have to promise to keep your pants on.

Jeff(bigtikidude)

Gravy on schnitzel, pantless schnitzel cooks, hammering the schnitzel, tofu ...

I am shocked and speechless - my agony is beyond description ...

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