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This is your final warning: you have less than 10 hours to seek refuge at
The Sky Bar in Somerville, MA before The Nebulas unleash hot fury on
innocent civilians. The deadline for voluntary cooperation ends at 9pm ET
tonight, afterwhich The Phantom Creeps will soon begin their assault,
followed by The Nebulas & The Spoilers. Intelligence reports have
demonstrated an irrefutable link between members of The Phantom Creeps and
another popular band of rogue ghoul surfers, Gein & The Graverobbers, the
leader of which has been observed in both camps with his signature green
Jazzmaster of death.
For more info, check out where you can find our
propaganda leaflet (with picture) and receive further instructions.
toofastjim
The Nebulas
www.thenebulas.com
PS- The only bombs we drop will be in our pants, and the only things we're
going to blow up will be ear drums
