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The rumors are true! The stories are real! And your life is in
danger!
The "Atomic Mosquitos" have been sighted and are headed to the DC
area! Arrival date is 7/23/05 That's right, this Saturday night!
Your Government is taking all measure to help protect you and your
families by flying in "9th Wave" a well known group of radiologists
(and surf band) all the way from Connecticut . To save yourself and
your families the Government has set up one shelter located
centrally for all people. This location is the 9:55 club also know
as Old Town Theater at 815 King St Alexandria, Va. Directions from
everywhere are here.
Those who live in and around the DC area should take cover in this
the only Government-authorized shelter by 9:55 pm Saturday night!
Those who do not make it will suffer a peril of their own making!
So please do not be late.
To keep you entertained during the duration of the infestation the
Government will also have an art showing from two great local
artist. Both Stephen Blickenstaff and John Detrich will have their
art work on display! To see what that entails go here. and here.
Please head this warning for no more will be offered! Also pass
this along to any citizen that might be effected and remember not to
be frightened, "Atomic Mosquitos" don't bite.....they SUCK!
Yours truly,
The Government
