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KILLERS_FROM_SPACE wrote:

I always thought "Satans Pilgrims" and "Bambi Molesters" were unusual names for a surf band. I am a major fan of both however.

I don't mind the name Satan's Pilgrims. But little old ladies who scowl at my SP shirt seem to mind it. But I don't find it offensive, let alone "bad" aesthetically.

But Bambi Molesters is definitely a bad name in both senses. I think they get a pass on these boards because of how awesome their music is, but imo, it really is a low class name for a pretty high class (sound wise) band.

I actually saw Butt Trumpet live back in 95. I don't remember much about their set, but I do remember thinking that they were better than their name. But that isn't saying much...

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....There were LOTS of bad names in the punk/crust/grind world back in the 80's and 90's.

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i love dumb/bad band names

i had a band for a few years called 'Your Favorite Band'

theres a fun band here in san diego called 'Jahovas Fitness', i love the heck out of their name

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Big_Ryan wrote:

theres a fun band here in san diego called 'Jahovas Fitness', i love the heck out of their name

That's better than "Jehova's Wetness" anyway.

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I remember watching the film "24 Hour Party People" and Tony Wilson said the worst band name he heard was, "Barabbas".

When they asked the crowd, "who do you want?" the reply was "Barabbas!".

Pretty awful biblical joke.

Yeastie Girls (late 80's Bay Area/Gilman Street, Accapella, all-girl rap group)

Jesus Chrystler

Wavves

Rotting Christ

Crucifucks

Butthole Surfers

Nashville Pussy

Alabama Thunderpussy

Goatwhore

Sloppy Seconds

So many terrible ones out there that somehow managed to make a name for themselves.

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the internet voted that my bands name was stupid a year before i thought of my bands name, the result was that dinosaur ghost is a stupid name, lol

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20101124171150AAVRBt9

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Costello: Yes?
Abbott: Yes!
Costello: So Yes is playing right now?
Abbott: No, Yes played here last week.
Costello: Look, do you see the band on stage right now?
Abbott: No, The Band doesn't play until October.
Costello: I'm talking about the band, live, on stage right now!
Abbott: What are you talking about, the band Live aren't even playing this show!
Costello: !!!
Abbott: You just missed it, !!! was the opening act.

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oestmann wrote:

"oestmann" isn't much better... Confused

Lemme guess...yer from the west?

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Jehovah's Sickness mid eighties punk/oi band from Tampa Bay Florida

Surf_Skater wrote:

Jehovah's Sickness mid eighties punk/oi band from Tampa Bay Florida

Were you in Tampa at that time? I remember that band.

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two of my now ex band mates want to form a funk band, so i thought they should be called the 'tighty whities'......they didn't Whatever

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At least these names caught your attention, in more than a few genres that the idea. The names I hate are bland, non creative and just plain dumb. Take a chance, say what the hell and dare to be different. It ain't gonna kill ya'.

stone-a hard rock band.

spatula (they could flip an egg)

voodoo train (doo-doo stain)

ok, so i'm 12 mentally but I was in these bands. Puke

Sorry

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"Scraping Foetus Off The Wheel"

Just a bad, bad name.

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CaptainSpringfield wrote:

If we're talking worst in the non-offensive sense, then about 95% of the names suggested in the various name threads here would almost certainly qualify.

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I mean, what the heck's a "Coldplay"?

It's English for "boring as hell."

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It's american for "Radiohead plays music better, but we're better looking."


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"The Interpits." I was briefly in a band of this name as a teenager. The guy who organized the band picked the name and spelled it out. Sure people choose bad names for shock value, but he thought it meant something. This remains plain and simple the cruddiest band name I've heard of.

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