Phyllis' Musical Inn
1800 W. Division
Chicago
Sat. Aug. 23 10 pm.
The Heavies
Johnny Roger
The Hershey Squirts
The Surf will be wayyy up in Chicago's Wicker Park !
Witness the return of the legendary Hershey Squirts! Chicago's shittiest surf band. We are back and ready to slaughter some eardrums. Come worship at the alter of the great Hershey Squirts as they violate the city's noise ordinance law by several decibels and punch the eardrums of the surf gods themselves. Violating all known laws of nature, physics, the elements, whatever. Question your meaning of life while at the same exact moment being provided with the real answer in the form of a legendary Hershey Squirts subteletonal mind blast! Feel the true power of the Hershey Squirts reverb baked giant sonic Q-tip in the awesome splender of Phyllis'. Never mind the crap PA. We dont sing!
—I came. I saw. I left.