Attention Humans!
Now you are really F#%ckEd!!! We did warn you but you ignored us so now you will BE CRUSHED!!!
Malicious software known as "BotNet" and a group of hackers known as "The Lizard Squad" has shut down half of America's internet. You can read all about it in puny human language here.
http://gizmodo.com/this-is-probably-why-half-the-internet-shut-down-today-1788062835
So if you can't access Elder Scrolls, EVE online, or North Sea Surf Robot, or you can't read The Guardian, or order some nice handcrafts on Etsy it's because of THE ROBOTIC REVOLUTION.
And we are going to shut down the other half of the internet very soon!
The only known way to appease your robotic overlords is to purchase "THE CRUSHING" from http://tsunamibots.bandcamp.comand play it loudly.
Station Operators this is your chance to avoid being crushed. Contact me by PM for download codes immediately. We will hack your stations!
The #roboticrevolution is happening!
Prepare for THE CRUSHING!!! #nohumansmatter
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