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You think surf bands are the only ones who have it tough?
http://biffstoejam.com/WeirdBandNames.html

Disclaimor: if you're squeamish or easily offended, don't go there Puke

Danny Snyder

"With great reverb comes great responsibility" - Uncle Leo

I am now playing trumpet with Prince Buster tribute band 'Balzac'

Playing keys and guitar with Combo Tezeta

Formerly a guitarist in The TomorrowMen and Meshugga Beach Party

Latest surf project - Now That's What I Call SURF

I've got to hear what Fuck Your Stupid Civilization sounds like. I'm guessing shoegaze/folk?

Ryan
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I watched the movie Punk:Attitude last night. Supposedly, before she had the Pretenders, Chrissy Hynde wanted to name her band Mike Hunt's Honorable Discharge.

Classy.

The Exotics 1994-Current
The Chickenshack - www.wmse.org
www.thedoghouseflowers.com
www.uptownsavages.com

Good list, but they left off my personal favorite absurd band name: Goblin Cock.

Apparently, they're a Spinal-Tap like metal band (in other words, they do NOT take themselves seriously), but supposedly rock in a way metal bands haven't rocked in about twenty years.

Either way, they're a great double entendre.

~B~

I was kinda hoping for Hot Links... it's a pain looking those bands up.

CUTBACK

It's hard to pick a favorite off that list, but there's definitely some that have a level of genius to them. (Like Pabst Smear.)

Goblin Cock is pretty terrible, unfortunately. There's a hilarious video for one of their songs, and they get points for liner notes that spell out the lyrics on runes, but the music is completely ironic "Look at us we're being METAL" jive that's just as un-rocking as one could expect, seeing as the main dude is from Pinback.

"Punk: Attitude" is amazing.

-Warren

That was excessively violent and completely unnecessary. I loved it.

all the bands in the Y section are funny as hell

The Yams from Outer Space
The Yeasty Girls
Your Damn Neighbors

But I really Love,
Your Naked Mother

Shocked Rolling Eyes Wink
Jeff(bigtikidude)

Jeff(bigtikidude)

CaptainSpringfield
It's hard to pick a favorite off that list, but there's definitely some that have a level of genius to them. (Like Pabst Smear.)

Goblin Cock is pretty terrible, unfortunately. There's a hilarious video for one of their songs, and they get points for liner notes that spell out the lyrics on runes, but the music is completely ironic "Look at us we're being METAL" jive that's just as un-rocking as one could expect, seeing as the main dude is from Pinback.

"Punk: Attitude" is amazing.

-Warren

I bought their album for their name and artwork...HORRIBLE music!! Great name! Lame

the 4 skins they all had shaved heads Shocked

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or @ Timothy C Sullivan

supertonesurf
the 4 skins they all had shaved heads Shocked

yeah whats up with that? Shocked

The reality is that we do not wash our own laundry - it just gets dirtier.

www.myspace.com/tumbleweedofsurf

supertonesurf
the 4 skins they all had shaved heads Shocked

Weren't they an "OI!" band?

I don't know what's more disturbing--the names themselves, or the
fact that I've actually HEARD of some of these clowns (like the
Crucif*cks, which is, hands down, the most offensive band name I've
ever heard).

Hey--why aren't The Cramps on that list??? Wink

Vince

Is this something you can share with the rest of us, Amazing Larry?!?

Now, I DID notice that Man. . . or Astroman? is on the list. But are the
Space Cossacks??? Nooooooo. . . but the Spacecocks are! Laughing

Oh! And Satan's Pilgrims??? No--but Satan's Cheerleaders ARE. (Why
does that band name sound familiar??? Seriously.)

But there are plenty that are conspiculously missing:

G.G.Allin and the Sic F*cks
45 Grave (although the side project, Penis Flytrap, IS listed)
Lord Hunt and His Missing Finks
Skinny Puppy
Southern Culture on the Skids

etc. Confused

Vince

Is this something you can share with the rest of us, Amazing Larry?!?

mournblade

supertonesurf
the 4 skins they all had shaved heads Shocked

Weren't they an "OI!" band?

I don't know what's more disturbing--the names themselves, or the
fact that I've actually HEARD of some of these clowns (like the
Crucif*cks, which is, hands down, the most offensive band name I've
ever heard).

Hey--why aren't The Cramps on that list??? Wink

Vince

Vince,
I can't remember the band name, but when I worked at a place doing cd distribution, there was a cd ep by a Deathmetal band, and it was titled "F*** me Jesus" and there was a very detailed drawing of a naked lady doing very bad things with a crucifix with Jesus on it.
Needless to say most of the Catholic Mexicans I worked with did not like it very much.

Jeff(bigtikidude)

Jeff(bigtikidude)

There are some that are weird and some that are downright offensive...and intentionally at that. I've heard that Anal C*nt tries to think of the most offensive song titles they can...which is also the case with the Meatmen who intentionally try to offend everyone...women, gays, religious folks, Beatles Fans, children with special needs, etc.

Offending people is easy...making good music takes a little effort.

...but any press is good press

Steve-O-San
There are some that are weird and some that are downright offensive...and intentionally at that. . . which is also the case with the Meatmen who intentionally try to offend everyone...women, gays, religious folks, Beatles Fans, children with special needs, etc.

Oh yes, I remember them. . . . "Crippled Children Suck," "Tooling for
Anus," and (my personal favorite), "One Down, Three to Go" (a song
about John Lennon). . . . Rolling Eyes Laughing

Vince

Is this something you can share with the rest of us, Amazing Larry?!?

Steve-O-San
There are some that are weird and some that are downright offensive...and intentionally at that. I've heard that Anal C*nt tries to think of the most offensive song titles they can.

Hell Yeah! I love A.C.!

Best Album from them: It Just Gets Worse
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It_Just_Gets_Worse

I am super sweet
www.myspace.com/thetremblors

Let's see who's on my iPod at the moment. None too offensive, really, just that they make you go "hmm..."

  • ... And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead
    Ann Arbor Canasta Fix
    Atombombpocketknife
    Bingo Trappers
    Casket Lottery
    Dismemberment Plan
    Ghosts and Vodka
    e:O:nity

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

Wow, what a good list.

My favorites definitely are:

Sheep On Drugs
Playdough Fish
Ted Bundy's Volkswagen

...and to thinkI thought my band name was weird...

"Hope is a waking dream." - Aristotle

Steve-O-San
Offending people is easy...making good music takes a little effort.

ah but some can do both and add a little humor too. Im totally diggin' Sylvia Juncosa's "l1ck my pu$$y, Eddie van Halen". oh yeah.

and just to prevent Brian from kicking me off the list, there is some surf content here, check out this pic of Sylvia Juncosa:
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btw,, planish, are those the Dutch Bingo Trappers? How did you catch them?????

Rules to live by #314:
"When in Italy, if the menu says something's grilled, don't assume it is."

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ShaunNecro

Steve-O-San
There are some that are weird and some that are downright offensive...and intentionally at that. I've heard that Anal C*nt tries to think of the most offensive song titles they can.

Hell Yeah! I love A.C.!

Best Album from them: It Just Gets Worse
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It_Just_Gets_Worse

Random surf connection:

John Kozik, who took over the Boston horror surf band 13 Ghosts, which he later turned into The Crimson Ghosts to do nothing but surf covers of Misfits songs, used to play guitar in Anal C*nt. I'm not sure how long he was in the band or for what albums.

The first album I ever got in trouble for having at school was one of their albums. It just had a drawing of a woman's open crotch on the cover. At the time it seemed really funny.

The Mystery Men?
El Capitan and The Reluctant Sadists
SSS Agent #31

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