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Anonymous

Joined: Nov 10, 2000
Posts: -180

Posted on Apr 28 2007 06:28 PM

brian, thats a broad question there some of the crazy folks on the site might forget themselves and say something not so nice you know, i got this fire thing when it comes to hagstroms but that's not too bad. i got this problem with sex---i want to......well it involves an alligator and all the gator wants to do is run away. now all i want is a bit of gator but i've told its illegal in most states. hmm. don't want to marry one--you can't take em anywhere and then there is the problem of how to raise the kids. you shouldn't ask me such tough questions---too much thought involved peace

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Anonymous

Joined: Nov 10, 2000
Posts: -180

Posted on Apr 28 2007 06:29 PM

dude i peed in the bayou too--on a regular basis

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JakeDobner

Joined: Feb 26, 2006
Posts: 12159
Seattle
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Posted on Apr 28 2007 06:34 PM

SurfBandBill
I have secret aspirations of writing one great novel and living off of the royalties for the rest of my life.

You'll be our next Harper Lee. Instead of a novel you could always end up writing a novella instead. Old Man and the Sea and Of Mice and Men didn't do too bad did they?

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Surfabilly

Joined: Apr 21, 2006
Posts: 852
Connersville, Indiana, USA
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Posted on Apr 28 2007 06:46 PM

I have a secret desire to learn banjo and violin, maybe some mandolin as well.

Matt

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dp

Joined: Feb 26, 2006
Posts: 3546
mojave desert, california
United States

Posted on Apr 28 2007 09:42 PM

Surfabilly
I have a secret desire to learn banjo and violin, maybe some mandolin as well.

Matt

I confess: I learned a little mandolin, and I also learned a little Jew's harp (juice harp?)...boing, boing,bw bw bwa boing...

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dp

Joined: Feb 26, 2006
Posts: 3546
mojave desert, california
United States

Posted on Apr 28 2007 09:48 PM

bigtikidude
first I am a speed demon , love to drive fast, when safe of course.
wish I lived in Montana or Germany to fly like the wind. on the Autobahn, or whatever its called in Montana.

dude:

i think they call that highway the "Montanabahn"...

...and I think there's one of those endless straight desert highways in Arizona...the natives call it "Mile 107"...sounds like a cool surf title...

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Joelman

Joined: Sep 07, 2006
Posts: 1482
Redlands, CA
United States

Posted on Apr 29 2007 01:22 AM

dp

dude:

i think they call that highway the "Montanabahn"...

Oh yeah. My wife was driving us across that Montanabahn one summers July day. She was going at about the speed of a Jazzmaster in Danny Sniders hands, when I woke up I ask. Hey what is all thet white stuff? Well it turned out to be ice. It seems she was moving so fast that she overran a hail storm, and was afraid to put on the brakes to slow down so she was just sort of coasting along.
Very scary, but it slowed her down for a few minutes. just a few.

Joel

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LHR

Joined: Aug 23, 2006
Posts: 2123
The jungle
Costa Rica

Posted on Apr 29 2007 12:10 PM

tenderfoot
I believe bigfoot exists!!!

I am a carbon bigfoot. I am trying to keep it down, but I just love my carbon. Sorry for heating up the Earth, guys.

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SSIV

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mom_surfing

Joined: Feb 27, 2006
Posts: 5290
the outer banks of north carolina
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Posted on Apr 29 2007 08:22 PM

i've been listening to 'hysteria' by def leppard non stop in my car

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www.surfintheeye.com

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eddiekatcher

Joined: Mar 14, 2006
Posts: 2769
Atlanta, GA
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Posted on Apr 29 2007 08:55 PM

I have WAY too much musical stuff, I need to sell something.....a whole lot of somethings......ed

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Traditional........speak softly and play through a big blonde amp. Did I mention that I still like big blonde amps?

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bigtikidude

Joined: Feb 27, 2006
Posts: 25506
Anaheim(So.Cal.)U.S.A.
United States

Posted on Apr 30 2007 01:31 AM

SurfBandBill
Hi, I'm Bill and I'm an alcoholic.

Bill addmiting it is the 1st step
I'd be an alcoholic if I had more money to drink more often.

~B~
PS - oh, and I peed in the pool. YAY!

Damn you, so your the one,
Being a pool guy , your the one we hate,
very hard to keep the chem levels right, when your changing the
Chlorine chemical structure by adding your amonia to it.

Jeff(bigtikidude)

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IronMaiden

Joined: Nov 02, 2006
Posts: 564
Virginia Beach

Posted on Apr 30 2007 09:17 AM

I listen to a lot of rap/hip-hop.

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MikeG

Joined: Mar 29, 2006
Posts: 309
Springfield, Oregon

Posted on Apr 30 2007 12:02 PM

I sang "Mexican Radio" at our show Saturday night.

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Overhead_Ted

Joined: Aug 09, 2006
Posts: 245
Long Beach, CA
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Posted on Apr 30 2007 12:24 PM

I have a third nipple...

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dp

Joined: Feb 26, 2006
Posts: 3546
mojave desert, california
United States

Posted on Apr 30 2007 01:21 PM

OverheadTed_
I have a third nipple...

aka: "Witch's Teat"

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ShaunNecro

Joined: Mar 06, 2007
Posts: 524
Bay City (Michigan)

Posted on Apr 30 2007 08:05 PM

...I don't really look like my avatar...

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I am super sweet
www.myspace.com/thetremblors

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mournblade

Joined: Sep 27, 2006
Posts: 328
central Pennsylvania

Posted on Apr 30 2007 09:28 PM

Well, the first thing I noticed about my wife were her feet. I've had a
foot fetish all my life--and my wife just LOVES the foot massages and
pedicures I give her.

But hey, MOST guys like feet, although most won't admit it (at least
not here in the States, where "T&A" is the societal "norm").

Man, I thought this was a surf guitar forum, not a fetish forum!

Vincent

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Is this something you can share with the rest of us, Amazing Larry?!?

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Tuck

Joined: Sep 02, 2006
Posts: 3166
Denver, CO
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Posted on Apr 30 2007 11:32 PM

surfdaddy
i got this problem with sex---i want to......well it involves an alligator and all the gator wants to do is run away.

That is weird. You're not arroused unless the gator runs away? Forget it, man! You're never gonna get that. I can tell you that with a gator it's always me that ends up running.

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Tuck

Joined: Sep 02, 2006
Posts: 3166
Denver, CO
12 Calendar Pins

Posted on Apr 30 2007 11:49 PM

mournblade
Man, I thought this was a surf guitar forum, not a fetish forum!

Vincent, the Fetish section is called Gear. This is the Gear Anonymous Meeting here.

Last edited: May 01, 2007 20:39:43

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Anonymous

Joined: Nov 10, 2000
Posts: -180

Posted on May 01 2007 04:57 PM

tuck my friend--the gator runs after my drawers drop----wouldn't most things run from gator-doer?? pop a bit of gator and i guarantee you;ll feel better!!

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Anonymous Joined: Nov 10, 2000 Posts: -180	Posted on Apr 28 2007 06:28 PM brian, thats a broad question there some of the crazy folks on the site might forget themselves and say something not so nice you know, i got this fire thing when it comes to hagstroms but that's not too bad. i got this problem with sex---i want to......well it involves an alligator and all the gator wants to do is run away. now all i want is a bit of gator but i've told its illegal in most states. hmm. don't want to marry one--you can't take em anywhere and then there is the problem of how to raise the kids. you shouldn't ask me such tough questions---too much thought involved peace Top
Anonymous Joined: Nov 10, 2000 Posts: -180	Posted on Apr 28 2007 06:29 PM dude i peed in the bayou too--on a regular basis Top
JakeDobner Joined: Feb 26, 2006 Posts: 12159 Seattle	Posted on Apr 28 2007 06:34 PM SurfBandBill I have secret aspirations of writing one great novel and living off of the royalties for the rest of my life. You'll be our next Harper Lee. Instead of a novel you could always end up writing a novella instead. Old Man and the Sea and Of Mice and Men didn't do too bad did they? Top
Surfabilly Joined: Apr 21, 2006 Posts: 852 Connersville, Indiana, USA	Posted on Apr 28 2007 06:46 PM I have a secret desire to learn banjo and violin, maybe some mandolin as well. Matt — Fast Cars & Loud Guitars! Top
dp Joined: Feb 26, 2006 Posts: 3546 mojave desert, california	Posted on Apr 28 2007 09:42 PM Surfabilly I have a secret desire to learn banjo and violin, maybe some mandolin as well. Matt I confess: I learned a little mandolin, and I also learned a little Jew's harp (juice harp?)...boing, boing,bw bw bwa boing... image Top
dp Joined: Feb 26, 2006 Posts: 3546 mojave desert, california	Posted on Apr 28 2007 09:48 PM bigtikidude first I am a speed demon , love to drive fast, when safe of course. wish I lived in Montana or Germany to fly like the wind. on the Autobahn, or whatever its called in Montana. dude: i think they call that highway the "Montanabahn"... ...and I think there's one of those endless straight desert highways in Arizona...the natives call it "Mile 107"...sounds like a cool surf title... Top
Joelman Joined: Sep 07, 2006 Posts: 1482 Redlands, CA	Posted on Apr 29 2007 01:22 AM dp dude: i think they call that highway the "Montanabahn"... Oh yeah. My wife was driving us across that Montanabahn one summers July day. She was going at about the speed of a Jazzmaster in Danny Sniders hands, when I woke up I ask. Hey what is all thet white stuff? Well it turned out to be ice. It seems she was moving so fast that she overran a hail storm, and was afraid to put on the brakes to slow down so she was just sort of coasting along. Very scary, but it slowed her down for a few minutes. just a few. Joel Top
LHR Joined: Aug 23, 2006 Posts: 2123 The jungle	Posted on Apr 29 2007 12:10 PM tenderfoot I believe bigfoot exists!!! I am a carbon bigfoot. I am trying to keep it down, but I just love my carbon. Sorry for heating up the Earth, guys. — SSIV Top
mom_surfing Joined: Feb 27, 2006 Posts: 5290 the outer banks of north carolina	Posted on Apr 29 2007 08:22 PM i've been listening to 'hysteria' by def leppard non stop in my car — www.surfintheeye.com Top
eddiekatcher Joined: Mar 14, 2006 Posts: 2769 Atlanta, GA	Posted on Apr 29 2007 08:55 PM I have WAY too much musical stuff, I need to sell something.....a whole lot of somethings......ed — Traditional........speak softly and play through a big blonde amp. Did I mention that I still like big blonde amps? Top
bigtikidude Joined: Feb 27, 2006 Posts: 25506 Anaheim(So.Cal.)U.S.A.	Posted on Apr 30 2007 01:31 AM SurfBandBill Hi, I'm Bill and I'm an alcoholic. Bill addmiting it is the 1st step I'd be an alcoholic if I had more money to drink more often. ~B~ PS - oh, and I peed in the pool. YAY! Damn you, so your the one, Being a pool guy , your the one we hate, very hard to keep the chem levels right, when your changing the Chlorine chemical structure by adding your amonia to it. Jeff(bigtikidude) — Jeff(bigtikidude) Top
IronMaiden Joined: Nov 02, 2006 Posts: 564 Virginia Beach	Posted on Apr 30 2007 09:17 AM I listen to a lot of rap/hip-hop. Top
MikeG Joined: Mar 29, 2006 Posts: 309 Springfield, Oregon	Posted on Apr 30 2007 12:02 PM I sang "Mexican Radio" at our show Saturday night. Top
Overhead_Ted Joined: Aug 09, 2006 Posts: 245 Long Beach, CA	Posted on Apr 30 2007 12:24 PM I have a third nipple... Top
dp Joined: Feb 26, 2006 Posts: 3546 mojave desert, california	Posted on Apr 30 2007 01:21 PM OverheadTed_ I have a third nipple... aka: "Witch's Teat" Top
ShaunNecro Joined: Mar 06, 2007 Posts: 524 Bay City (Michigan)	Posted on Apr 30 2007 08:05 PM ...I don't really look like my avatar... — I am super sweet www.myspace.com/thetremblors Top
mournblade Joined: Sep 27, 2006 Posts: 328 central Pennsylvania	Posted on Apr 30 2007 09:28 PM Well, the first thing I noticed about my wife were her feet. I've had a foot fetish all my life--and my wife just LOVES the foot massages and pedicures I give her. But hey, MOST guys like feet, although most won't admit it (at least not here in the States, where "T&A" is the societal "norm"). Man, I thought this was a surf guitar forum, not a fetish forum! Vincent — Is this something you can share with the rest of us, Amazing Larry?!? Top
Tuck Joined: Sep 02, 2006 Posts: 3166 Denver, CO	Posted on Apr 30 2007 11:32 PM surfdaddy i got this problem with sex---i want to......well it involves an alligator and all the gator wants to do is run away. That is weird. You're not arroused unless the gator runs away? Forget it, man! You're never gonna get that. I can tell you that with a gator it's always me that ends up running. Top
Tuck Joined: Sep 02, 2006 Posts: 3166 Denver, CO	Posted on Apr 30 2007 11:49 PM mournblade Man, I thought this was a surf guitar forum, not a fetish forum! Vincent, the Fetish section is called Gear. This is the Gear Anonymous Meeting here. Last edited: May 01, 2007 20:39:43 Top
Anonymous Joined: Nov 10, 2000 Posts: -180	Posted on May 01 2007 04:57 PM tuck my friend--the gator runs after my drawers drop----wouldn't most things run from gator-doer?? pop a bit of gator and i guarantee you;ll feel better!! Top

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