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IronMaiden

Joined: Nov 02, 2006
Posts: 564
Virginia Beach

Posted on Apr 18 2007 06:10 PM

I saw this on my local CL and couldnt stop laughing.
http://norfolk.craigslist.org/msg/313908066.html

Check out the video demo attached...OMG.

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Wraydar

Joined: Apr 21, 2006
Posts: 265
San Antonio, TX

Posted on Apr 18 2007 06:28 PM

Well apperently that guy doesn't know how to play, but sure can shove his crotch into the camera.

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SurfBandBill

Joined: Mar 15, 2006
Posts: 1487
San Francisco
1 News Pin

Posted on Apr 18 2007 06:53 PM

Wooow...

Nothing funnier than a guy in khakis holding a smoking LP with a KISS solo playing in the background shaking around like a weirdo while occasionally messing with the knobs.

~B~

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CaptainSpringfield

Joined: Feb 26, 2006
Posts: 4387
Under the Sun
United States

Posted on Apr 19 2007 12:56 AM

My guitars are used by many great KISS tribute bands throughout the USA and Canada such as Cold Gin, Alive II, God of Thunder, Dynasty, Rockbottom, Destroyer, and Fried Alive.

There's just so much wrong with that sentence.

-Warren

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That was excessively violent and completely unnecessary. I loved it.

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SurfBandBill

Joined: Mar 15, 2006
Posts: 1487
San Francisco
1 News Pin

Posted on Apr 19 2007 02:47 AM

First warning sign: using "great" and "KISS tribute bands" in the same sentence.....

~B~

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WR

Joined: Feb 27, 2006
Posts: 3832
netherlands
2 Link Pins

Posted on Apr 19 2007 06:46 AM

man, I need to get me one of those.

I'll put it on stage in a stand and hang a salmon from the neck.

WR

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estreet

Joined: Mar 17, 2007
Posts: 839
United Kingdom
1 POTD Pin

Posted on Apr 19 2007 07:30 AM

He's really gone for it though - He's posted 5 videos of it! Got to admire his persistance haha.....

....and , at $1200 - as there is no evidence that he plays at all - he may have been better spending it on some lessons...

I used to have an electric train that did that when i was a kid - you had to put oil in the smokestack and a little element burnt it to make the smoke. It smelt really bad - like the local garage was on fire ... wonder if this smells the same? Must get one and find out....

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Sonichris

Joined: Mar 06, 2006
Posts: 1892
Wear gloves - I'm in the Rockies
United States

Posted on Apr 19 2007 11:32 PM

I was thinking the same thing about the toy train - I'm pretty sure I could build that in an hour with a 9 volt, and some train smoke liquid and a extra volume pot. maybe some duct tape too, and perhaps some string and some gum.

That's one of the stupider things I've seen. I like that he does it in the garage, so nobody can see him.

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"You can't tell where you're going if you don't know where you've been"

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LHR

Joined: Aug 23, 2006
Posts: 2123
The jungle
Costa Rica

Posted on Apr 20 2007 03:02 AM

OFFICIAL RESPONSE: Bah! How ridiculous!

SECRETLY PONDERS: Hmm...I wonder if this technology is small enough to fit in the back pocket of my jeans? Now that could be a stage show that really complements my playing!

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Brian

Joined: Feb 25, 2006
Posts: 19266
Des Moines, Iowa, USA
United States

Posted on Apr 20 2007 07:57 AM

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MikeG

Joined: Mar 29, 2006
Posts: 309
Springfield, Oregon

Posted on Apr 20 2007 04:33 PM

Reggae players will want to put ganja in it.

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JetBlue

Joined: May 30, 2006
Posts: 746
Cool, CA
United States

Posted on Apr 20 2007 05:35 PM

With that guitar and a chest wig, I could be a rawk star.

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IronMaiden

Joined: Nov 02, 2006
Posts: 564
Virginia Beach

Posted on Apr 20 2007 08:51 PM

JetBlue
With that guitar and a chest wig, I could be a rawk star.

LMAO! Say what you will about Ace Freley but that dude is not lacking testosterone, hes got some serious secondary sex characteristics going on.

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ToneBoy

Joined: Feb 17, 2007
Posts: 281
Murfreesboro, TN
United States

Posted on Apr 21 2007 11:25 AM

Anybody wonder what that smoke must do to your lungs? I sure would want to know what was in the chemical makeup of that stuff. At least his slacks and shirt were coordinated well.

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boyecho

Joined: Mar 05, 2006
Posts: 251

Posted on Apr 23 2007 09:25 PM

hate to say it, but the guy has a really nice car. mazda rx7. mmm.

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ShaunNecro

Joined: Mar 06, 2007
Posts: 524
Bay City (Michigan)

Posted on Apr 23 2007 10:38 PM

He could have at least tried to make it look like he was playing...

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IronMaiden Joined: Nov 02, 2006 Posts: 564 Virginia Beach	Posted on Apr 18 2007 06:10 PM I saw this on my local CL and couldnt stop laughing. http://norfolk.craigslist.org/msg/313908066.html Check out the video demo attached...OMG. Top
Wraydar Joined: Apr 21, 2006 Posts: 265 San Antonio, TX	Posted on Apr 18 2007 06:28 PM Well apperently that guy doesn't know how to play, but sure can shove his crotch into the camera. — <img src="klzzwxh:0000"></img> Top
SurfBandBill Joined: Mar 15, 2006 Posts: 1487 San Francisco	Posted on Apr 18 2007 06:53 PM Wooow... Nothing funnier than a guy in khakis holding a smoking LP with a KISS solo playing in the background shaking around like a weirdo while occasionally messing with the knobs. ~B~ Top
CaptainSpringfield Joined: Feb 26, 2006 Posts: 4387 Under the Sun	Posted on Apr 19 2007 12:56 AM My guitars are used by many great KISS tribute bands throughout the USA and Canada such as Cold Gin, Alive II, God of Thunder, Dynasty, Rockbottom, Destroyer, and Fried Alive. There's just so much wrong with that sentence. -Warren — That was excessively violent and completely unnecessary. I loved it. Top
SurfBandBill Joined: Mar 15, 2006 Posts: 1487 San Francisco	Posted on Apr 19 2007 02:47 AM First warning sign: using "great" and "KISS tribute bands" in the same sentence..... ~B~ Top
WR Joined: Feb 27, 2006 Posts: 3832 netherlands	Posted on Apr 19 2007 06:46 AM man, I need to get me one of those. I'll put it on stage in a stand and hang a salmon from the neck. WR — Rules to live by #314: "When in Italy, if the menu says something's grilled, don't assume it is." https://www.facebook.com/The-Malbehavers-286429584796173/ Top
estreet Joined: Mar 17, 2007 Posts: 839 United Kingdom	Posted on Apr 19 2007 07:30 AM He's really gone for it though - He's posted 5 videos of it! Got to admire his persistance haha..... ....and , at $1200 - as there is no evidence that he plays at all - he may have been better spending it on some lessons... I used to have an electric train that did that when i was a kid - you had to put oil in the smokestack and a little element burnt it to make the smoke. It smelt really bad - like the local garage was on fire ... wonder if this smells the same? Must get one and find out.... — http://www.myspace.com/thepashuns Youth and enthusiasm are no match for age and treachery. Top
Sonichris Joined: Mar 06, 2006 Posts: 1892 Wear gloves - I'm in the Rockies	Posted on Apr 19 2007 11:32 PM I was thinking the same thing about the toy train - I'm pretty sure I could build that in an hour with a 9 volt, and some train smoke liquid and a extra volume pot. maybe some duct tape too, and perhaps some string and some gum. That's one of the stupider things I've seen. I like that he does it in the garage, so nobody can see him. — "You can't tell where you're going if you don't know where you've been" Top
LHR Joined: Aug 23, 2006 Posts: 2123 The jungle	Posted on Apr 20 2007 03:02 AM OFFICIAL RESPONSE: Bah! How ridiculous! SECRETLY PONDERS: Hmm...I wonder if this technology is small enough to fit in the back pocket of my jeans? Now that could be a stage show that really complements my playing! — SSIV Top
Brian Joined: Feb 25, 2006 Posts: 19266 Des Moines, Iowa, USA	Posted on Apr 20 2007 07:57 AM — Site dude - S3 Agent #202 Need help with the site? SG101 FAQ - Send me a private message - Email me "It starts... when it begins" -- Ralf Kilauea Top
MikeG Joined: Mar 29, 2006 Posts: 309 Springfield, Oregon	Posted on Apr 20 2007 04:33 PM Reggae players will want to put ganja in it. Top
JetBlue Joined: May 30, 2006 Posts: 746 Cool, CA	Posted on Apr 20 2007 05:35 PM With that guitar and a chest wig, I could be a rawk star. — Don Top
IronMaiden Joined: Nov 02, 2006 Posts: 564 Virginia Beach	Posted on Apr 20 2007 08:51 PM JetBlue With that guitar and a chest wig, I could be a rawk star. LMAO! Say what you will about Ace Freley but that dude is not lacking testosterone, hes got some serious secondary sex characteristics going on. Top
ToneBoy Joined: Feb 17, 2007 Posts: 281 Murfreesboro, TN	Posted on Apr 21 2007 11:25 AM Anybody wonder what that smoke must do to your lungs? I sure would want to know what was in the chemical makeup of that stuff. At least his slacks and shirt were coordinated well. — Ron (ToneBoy) The Mariners (1964 to Present) www.myspace.com/themarinersfirstwave Lonzo & Oscar (1999 to Present) www.lonzoandoscar.net www.myspace.com/lonzoandoscarcomedy Billy Henson & Summerstorm (2001 to Present) Top
boyecho Joined: Mar 05, 2006 Posts: 251	Posted on Apr 23 2007 09:25 PM hate to say it, but the guy has a really nice car. mazda rx7. mmm. Top
ShaunNecro Joined: Mar 06, 2007 Posts: 524 Bay City (Michigan)	Posted on Apr 23 2007 10:38 PM He could have at least tried to make it look like he was playing... — I am super sweet www.myspace.com/thetremblors Top

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