Friday night, Feb 22nd- The ElDorados live at 4th St. Tavern, San Rafael, CA Show starts at 10pm.
I once told a joke about infinity...never heard the end of it.
45 days ago
Two surfers are getting ready to paddle out. Surfer one: "Hey, guess what! I got a new longboard for my wife!" Surfer two: "Great trade!"
44 days ago
I thought my wife was joking when she said she wanted to go to a Monkees concert in Switzerland, then I saw her face, now I'm in Geneva....
39 days ago
I went to Fight Club last night. I was so excited I wasn't paying attention and missed the rules. Anyway, Fight Club is amazing and I'm going to tell all my friends!!
32 days ago
Our neighbours knocked on our door at 2.30 this morning. Can you believe that? The inconsiderate bastards. 2.30am. Luckily I was still up playing my drums.
32 days ago
Had some bubble wrap delivered today. They asked me where I wanted it and I said just pop it in the corner.
27 days ago
The best time to meet a friend is at 12.59. That 1 to 1 time is invaluable.
26 days ago
What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care
25 days ago
Someone threw a bottle of Omega 3 pills at me!! Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
7 days ago
A man tried to sell me a coffin today. I told him that's the last thing I need.
5 days ago
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