If You Had to Use ONE Guitar for Firewood to Save Your Life...

PolloGuitar

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San Francisco
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Posted on Jul 31 2014 03:29 PM

This thread is as existential as it can get here on SG101.

What next? "What is the best hand to use for clapping (if you only have one hand?"

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JakeDobner

Joined: Feb 26, 2006
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Seattle
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Posted on Jul 31 2014 03:42 PM

PolloGuitar wrote:

This thread is as existential as it can get here on SG101.

What next? "What is the best hand to use for clapping (if you only have one hand?"

Left hand.

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surfaholic

Joined: Aug 18, 2011
Posts: 158
The sun kissed beeches of Nottingham, UK.
United Kingdom

Posted on Jul 31 2014 04:33 PM

A Gibson BB King Lucille (or whatever it's proper name is).

Massive solid thing, it would burn for hours.

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JakeDobner

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Seattle
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Posted on Jul 31 2014 04:38 PM

surfaholic wrote:

A Gibson BB King Lucille (or whatever it's proper name is).

Massive solid thing, it would burn for hours.

Mostly hollow on the insides. Just a solid block down the center not much wider than the pickups.

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EJ

Joined: May 05, 2012
Posts: 351
Virginia Beach
United States

Posted on Jul 31 2014 10:12 PM

An Estaban provides warmth and beautiful colors like the skies of Sedona sunset ..

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vintagesurfdude

Joined: Nov 28, 2011
Posts: 795
Prescott Valley, AZ
United States

Posted on Jul 31 2014 11:33 PM

I gotta ask, how cold is it?

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morphball

Joined: Dec 23, 2008
Posts: 3324
Pittsboro, NC
United States

Posted on Aug 01 2014 07:39 PM

There are quite a few pointy, metal shredders I'd gladly sacrifice to the flame, but this is something that should have been aborted.

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Mike
http://www.youtube.com/morphballio

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JakeDobner

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Posts: 12159
Seattle
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Posted on Aug 01 2014 07:46 PM

morphball wrote:

There are quite a few pointy, metal shredders I'd gladly sacrifice to the flame, but this is something that should have been aborted.

That thing is only 'actually being a firebird' away from being a useful guitar.

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Baine

Joined: Mar 08, 2008
Posts: 195
NJ shore
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Posted on Aug 01 2014 09:26 PM

My first guitar was a Hondo acoustic. The action on that thing reminded me of the cables on the Verazzano Narrows bridge. About the only good thing it ever did was have it's neck dramatically crack just as my friend passed gas particularly loudly. The way I now explain synchronicity

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"We're lousy, we can't play. If you wait until you can play, you'll be too old to get up there. We stink, really. But it's great," Johnny Ramone .

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Supercompdad

Joined: Jun 17, 2012
Posts: 132
West Central Illinois

Posted on Aug 01 2014 10:40 PM

Ibanez gio, but my wife bought it for me so I'd have to die first.

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stratomatic

Joined: Jan 11, 2012
Posts: 114

Posted on Aug 02 2014 12:17 AM

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PolloGuitar Joined: Feb 26, 2006 Posts: 5080 San Francisco	Posted on Jul 31 2014 03:29 PM This thread is as existential as it can get here on SG101. What next? "What is the best hand to use for clapping (if you only have one hand?" — Buy Speed of Dark @ Bandcamp Buy Spin the Bottle @ Bandcamp My Blog- Euro Tour Blog Pool Boys on Spotify INSTAGRAM Frankie & The Pool Boys on FB Pollo Del Mar on FB DJ Frankie Pool Boy on North Sea Surf Radio Top
JakeDobner Joined: Feb 26, 2006 Posts: 12159 Seattle	Posted on Jul 31 2014 03:42 PM PolloGuitar wrote: This thread is as existential as it can get here on SG101. What next? "What is the best hand to use for clapping (if you only have one hand?" Left hand. Top
surfaholic Joined: Aug 18, 2011 Posts: 158 The sun kissed beeches of Nottingham, UK.	Posted on Jul 31 2014 04:33 PM A Gibson BB King Lucille (or whatever it's proper name is). Massive solid thing, it would burn for hours. Top
JakeDobner Joined: Feb 26, 2006 Posts: 12159 Seattle	Posted on Jul 31 2014 04:38 PM surfaholic wrote: A Gibson BB King Lucille (or whatever it's proper name is). Massive solid thing, it would burn for hours. Mostly hollow on the insides. Just a solid block down the center not much wider than the pickups. Top
EJ Joined: May 05, 2012 Posts: 351 Virginia Beach	Posted on Jul 31 2014 10:12 PM An Estaban provides warmth and beautiful colors like the skies of Sedona sunset .. Top
vintagesurfdude Joined: Nov 28, 2011 Posts: 795 Prescott Valley, AZ	Posted on Jul 31 2014 11:33 PM I gotta ask, how cold is it? Top
morphball Joined: Dec 23, 2008 Posts: 3324 Pittsboro, NC	Posted on Aug 01 2014 07:39 PM There are quite a few pointy, metal shredders I'd gladly sacrifice to the flame, but this is something that should have been aborted. — Mike http://www.youtube.com/morphballio Top
JakeDobner Joined: Feb 26, 2006 Posts: 12159 Seattle	Posted on Aug 01 2014 07:46 PM morphball wrote: There are quite a few pointy, metal shredders I'd gladly sacrifice to the flame, but this is something that should have been aborted. That thing is only 'actually being a firebird' away from being a useful guitar. Top
Baine Joined: Mar 08, 2008 Posts: 195 NJ shore	Posted on Aug 01 2014 09:26 PM My first guitar was a Hondo acoustic. The action on that thing reminded me of the cables on the Verazzano Narrows bridge. About the only good thing it ever did was have it's neck dramatically crack just as my friend passed gas particularly loudly. The way I now explain synchronicity — "We're lousy, we can't play. If you wait until you can play, you'll be too old to get up there. We stink, really. But it's great," Johnny Ramone . Top
Supercompdad Joined: Jun 17, 2012 Posts: 132 West Central Illinois	Posted on Aug 01 2014 10:40 PM Ibanez gio, but my wife bought it for me so I'd have to die first. Top
stratomatic Joined: Jan 11, 2012 Posts: 114	Posted on Aug 02 2014 12:17 AM Top

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